The Time I Went to Indiana University

After a 6 hour drive alone, in a van that had little to know visibility (due to our lives being packed away), with no AC and only one working window, I was about ready to pass out and eat (in whichever order the universe decided.) We all decided to eat and our host knew a "great place" just down the street. I was starving and ready to go, however the universe had other plans. Here are my tweets (@ummmwtfblog) from that night. I will admit that I was beyond cranky at this point.

Waiting to be seated at a "restaurant" (bar). 25 minute wait better mean best goddamn food ever. Ummm WTF?7:05 PM Aug 15th via Echofon
Unless it's a high tier restaurant why would anyone EVER wait for a table. You left the house expecting to eat food relatively soon.7:06 PM Aug 15th via Echofon
And the prices!! So reasonable !!! http://tweetphoto.com/392549407:13 PM Aug 15th via Echof

There is no air conditioning in here either. I just drove 6 hours in a car with no ac7:14 PM Aug 15th via Echofon
Food ordered approximately 5 minutes ago. I bet it takes more than 30 minutes to get here7:24 PM Aug 15th via Echofon
Food took 25 minutes. Was quite spicy. I may be having a hot flash8:10 PM Aug 15th via Echofon
About to walk around Indiana university campus in the heat ( no av)8:10 PM Aug 15th via Echofon
Correction ac. I'm definitely in menopause mode8:11 PM Aug 15th via Echofon

The food did turn out to be quite good and spicy enough to clean out all of my organs. Some additional benefits of the restaurant:

An abundance of mullets.

A waitress with Avenge Sevenfold Tattoos.

A man with the longest dreadlocks of all time.